Archived posts from the 'Twitter' Category

Just another victim of the nofollow plague

It’s evil, it sucks even more than the crappy tinyurl nonsense obfuscating link destinations, nobody outside some SEO cliques really cares about or noticed it, I’m not sure it’s newsworthy because it’s perfectly in line with rel-nofollow semantics, but it annoys me and others so here is the news of late last week: Twitter drank the nofollow kool-aid.

Folks, remove Twitter from your list of PageRank sources and drop links for fun and traffic only. I wonder whether particular people change their linking behavior on Twitter or not. I won’t.

Nofollow crap on TwitterFollowing Nofollow’s questionably tradition of maximizing collateral damage Twitter nofollows even links leading to Matt’s mom’s charity site. More PageRank power to you, Betty Cutts! Your son deserves a bold nofollow for inventing the beast ;)

Twitter should hire a SEO consultant because they totally fuck up on search engine friendliness.



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Now Powncing

John, thanks for the invite!Inspired by all the twits about pownce I submitted my email addy too. What a useless procedure. From inside there’s no list of submitted email addresses to pick friends from. Or I’m too blind to find that page.

Probably the best procedure to get rid of the 6 invites is to sell them at eBay. Perhaps Pownce releases 6 new invites then and I get rich quick. Wait … I’ve a better idea. Submit your honest review of this blog in the comments and send me the email addy for your invite. If your piece is funny or honest or vilifying enough to make me laugh I might invite you ;)

Ok, so what separates Pounce from Twitter and WS_FTP? Here are my first impressions.

Unfortunately, I will not see the ads, never. Hectic clicking on all links signed me up as a pro-member by accident. pro-crab Now Pownce blemishes my cute red crab with a “pro” label. I guess I got what I paid for. Paid? Yep, that’s the first difference, Pownce is not completely free. Spamming friends in 100 meg portions costs an annual fee of 20 bucks.

Next difference. There is no 140 bytes per message limit. Nice. And the “Send to” combo box is way more comfortable than the corresponding functionality at Twitter. I miss Twitter’s “command line options” like “d username” and “@username”. Sounds schizophrenic perhaps, but I’m just greedy.

I figured out how to follow someone without friending. Just add somebody as friend and (you don’t need to) wait for the decline, this makes you a fan of other users. You get their messages but not the other way round. Twitter’s “add as friend” and “follow user” is clearer I think.

Searching for the IM setup I learned there’s none. Pownce expert John said I’ve to try the desktop thingy but it looks like AIM 1999, so I refuse the download and stick with the Web interface until Pownce interacts with GTalk. The personal pounce page has a refresh link at least, but no auto-refresh like Twitter.

There’s no way to bookmark messages or threads yet, and the link to the particular messages is somewhat obfuscated. The “email a bug report” is a good replacement for a “beta” label. I guess I’ll use it to tell Pownce that I hate their link manipulation applying rel-nofollow crap. I’ll play with the other stuff later on, the daddy-cab is due at the kindergarden. Hopefully, when I return, there will be a Pownce badge available for this blog, I’ve plenty of white space left on my sidebar.


Back, still no badge, but I realized that I forgot to mention the FTP similarities. And there is no need to complete this post, since I found Tamar’s brilliant Twitter vs. Pownce article.

Update: How to post to Twitter and Pownce at the same time (a Twitterfeed work around, I didn’t test this configuration)



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Brittany-Spear-Nude-mesothelioma-ringtones

John Brittany Spear, blogging nude about mesothelioma and ringtones all day long, asked me to introduce the GoogleWhack Brittany-Spear-Nude-mesothelioma-ringtones.

Well, that gets me somewhat nervous, coz Brittany Spear sounds more like a pretty handsome gal. Anybody got a nude pic to download? Actually, I can’t imagine a blog titled John “Brittany Spear” talking about mesothelioma ringtones. By the way, I know what a ringtone is, but how the heck can a cell phone sound like a tumor? Is there a place to download free mesothelioma ringtones for my mobile phone? Or is that a laywer’s trick to get me sick on Brittany Spear, whoever that may be, and however she may look undressed? Not that I dislike nude Brittanies, in fact I do love a naked Brittany for breakfast, but I’m not sure I’d download a nudist suffering from mesothelioma at an all for free ringtone site.

Also, what will the allmighty Google think about my keyword stuffing when it comes to ringtones related to mesothelioma discussed by a nude Brittany Spear selling PR8 links for as low as $299.00? Is that fun or spam? Go figure …

Actually, I deserve the pain caused by exposure to asbestos fibres, particulary those of crocidolite, the fibres of which are thin and straight and penetrate to the deep layers of the lung.



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