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Pfizer just released the amazingly easy-to-understand Ultimate VIAGRA® DIY Guide (PDF, 30 illustrated pages). Look at the simple molecule on page one, cloning it is a breeze. Go brew your own! With a little help from your local alchemist, er, pharmacist, you can make even pills and paint them blue. Next get an empty packet and glue, then print out six copies of the image above. As a seasoned DIY professional you’ll certainly manage to fake Pfizer’s pill box. Congrats. You’re awesome.

As for the promise of “no shipping costs”: Well, I don’t ship Viagra®, so it wouldn’t be fair to charge you with UPS costs * 7.5 (I’m such an angel sometimes!), don’t you agree?

By the way, if the above said sounds too complicated, there’s a shortcut: click on the image.

Seriously

Barry’s post about Free Viagra® Links inspired this pamphlet. Google’s [buy viagra online] SERP still is a mess. Obviously, Google doesn’t care about link spam influencing search results for money terms. Even low-life links can boost crap to the first SERP.

About time to change that!

Since Google doesn’t tidy up its Viagra® SERPs, lets help ourselves to the search quality we deserve. Most probably you’ve spotted that this pamphlet was created to funnel (search) traffic to Pfizer’s Viagra® outlet. Therefore, if you’re into search quality, put up some links to this post. I promise there’s no better way magic to create clean Viagra® SERPs at Google.

Dear reader, please copy the HTML code above and paste it onto your signatures, blog posts, social media profiles … everywhere. If you keep your links up forever, Google’s SERPs will remain useful until the Internet vanishes.

Disclaimer: No, I can’t even spiel ‘linkbait’. And no, I don’t promise not to replace this page with a sales pitch for some fake-ish Viagra®-clone once your link juice gained yours truly a top spot on said SERP. D’oh!



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4 Comments to "Buy Free VIAGRA® Online! No Shipping Costs!"

  1. Barry Schwartz on 30 November, 2010  #link

    Cute

  2. James Sanders on 7 December, 2010  #link

    All I have to say is, I am REALLY glad I stumbled onto your site today. It’s a definite bookmark. I was here to look at your robot text information and seen some of the comment links to other articles on the right of the page and just couldn’t help but click. This one, as I’m browsing, I just have to say, well done.

    Anyways, will be picking through your site for additional ideas relateing to google, and other search engine SERP mis-directs for monetization strategies.

    Thanks for the work you put into this. The reading is easy on the eyes and par above course to other information dissemination sites. Bravo.

  3. Blake T. on 9 January, 2011  #link

    I’m interested in finding the right one (viagra vs. cialis) for me.

  4. webado on 5 June, 2011  #link

    Haha :) Precious! Here I was thinking oh, no! Sebastian’s site got hacked! Even worse, Google used THIS page as a sitelink! *gasp*

    ROFL :)

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